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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 19:57
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Scientists hooking flies on cocaine to study addiction: Reports - WSYR
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
share office space ...
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Neuroscientists identify key gatekeeper of human consciousness - PsyPost
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Should Trump pardon Andrew Tate when he wins the 2024 election?
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
NY retail worker safety law takes effect this week. Here’s what it does. - Gothamist
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Trump airs frustrations with Xi and Jerome Powell over elusive economic goals - NBC News
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Warming climate may flip the script on the amount of CO₂ released by trees, study finds - Phys.org
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are some good sunscreens for a teen with oily skin?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
No way
What are the effects of red light therapy for fat loss?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The Webb telescope found something exceedingly rare around a dying star - Mashable